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We know what you’re thinking. You think that Paula Abdul doesn’t actually look too bad in the above ensemble. Well guess what – you’re wrong. The top part of the dress is all right, but just wait until you see the bottom half…

We are mortified. In fact we’re actually struggling to find a way to convey in words the horrendousness of this dress. We think the evidence speaks for itself. What on earth possessed her??

We bumped into Paula and her terrible outfit at the NCLR ALMA awards held in Pasadena, California, yesterday. Why not have a flick through our gallery to have a peek at the other celebrities attending the event who actually managed to look good.

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Now if you didn’t know already that Jordan has had yet more plastic surgery on her breasts, just to let you know – she has. In fact we bumped into the glamour model airing her freshly surgically reduced breasts in LA just days after the operation. Unfortunately for us we couldn’t really get a good look at her newly sculpted melons as she’d covered them up. So, you want to see what they look like now??

Yikes! We hope she’s kept her receipt, because she is going to need a refund! Shockingly Jordan has had four sets of surgery on her breasts. Let’s hope this is the last one…

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Stuart Pilkington became the latest contestant to be evicted from the Big Brother house on Friday. Later that same evening we bumped into Stuart at Embassy club in London. Whilst there look who else we spotted; it’s meat-head Big Bro reject Mario Marconi (née Shaun Astbury). As Mario entered the London nightspot he seemed to be frantically trying to draw our attention to the digital belt hanging round his waist…

The scrolling letters on the belt read: "Lisa to win". As Mario pointed to this appendage he then kindly began repeatedly shouting the phrase to our photographers. Shortly after he moved his way into the club on the arms of a lovely lady. We’re sure Mario’s passionate display of support for his girlfriend has got nothing to with the potential prize money Lisa could win, and absolutely everything to do with the loving relationship they share…

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We were so hoping that those John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston split rumours were spurious lies! It turns out they weren’t, it was all true. How do we know?? Well that pesky John Mayer’s been revealing juicy morsels of delicious gossip to the paparazzi about his break-up with Jen…

He recently revealed to a horde of inquisitive photographers:

"There's no lying, there's no cheating, there's no nothing. Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I have ever met."

When asked what went wrong with their romance, he answered:

"People are different, people have different chemistry. I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don't want to waste somebody's time if something's not right."

We’ll give you a translation of that in actual man-language: “Jennifer Aniston is needy and obsessive, and was suffocating me with her approaching middle age woman love”.

Well, we’re sure that’s what he meant to say anyway. Or words to that effect…

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Max Drummey has only been married to Peaches less than a fortnight, and it already looks as though he’s been cavorting with other women! Whilst Beaver’s in Spain explaining her actions to her father, we spotted a brunette sneaking out of her new spouse’s house…

The mystery barefoot lady was seen leaving Max’s LA home in the early hours of Saturday morning. She was still wearing clothes from the night before as she jumped into her red convertible and sped of at lighting fast speed in her car. A sheepish Max then hastily packed up his own motor with musical equipment for his continuing tour with band Chester French.

It’s funny how Peaches married her rocker boyfriend just as he was about to set off on a tour around America to promote his previously unheard of band Chester French. Life is just full of coincidences…

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We never actually thought Jade was going to go through with it – but she has!! Jade Goody has gone into the Big Brother house in India, so watch and squirm with us as the pig faced star pretends to be nice in a pre-interview with Shilpa Shetty….

Seriously, we wish we could find a way to wipe that forced ear-to-ear smile of Jade’s smug chops. A harsh slap around the face should suffice wethinks. You have to hand it to Jade though; after her previous stint in the Big Brother house she was practically lynched by the British public for allegedly making racist remarks, so this latest attempt to repair her public image is either exceptionally brave or sheer lunacy. We haven’t decided which yet. What do you think??

P.s. We love the Big Brother India (or Big Boss) theme tune. It's a-maaazing.

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Congratulations to Moany old wench, aka Madonna, who celebrated her 150th, whoops, sorry we meant 50th birthday on Saturday at a Volstead, a private club in the West End.  Around 90 guests attended the £100,000 bash, but some of Madonna’s closest celebrity pals, including Gwen Gwyneth Paltrow and Stella McCartney reportedly snubbed the event…

And it looks as though Madonna wasn’t too happy about it either. In a 40-minute speech (seriously, it really did go on that long), in which she ranted on about the merits of Kabbalah, Madge told guests:

"I'm really disappointed. There are a lot of people who are not here tonight, but thanks to everyone who did make it. I can't believe I have reached half a century. It only happens once and this is an event I'm glad to be sharing with you."

Husband Guy Ritchie also made a forced heartfelt speech, in which he told Madge:

"Out of all your years, you look your most beautiful” (we wonder if her managed to keep a straight face whilst saying that)

In a 'huge surprise gesture' Madonna's children were snuck through a back door, much to their mother's glee. Lourdes then played a song from Fame on the grand piano as an added surprise for her withering corpse of a mother. Aww, it all just sounds too good to be true, doesn’t it?!

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Hubba Hubba, that is one hell of a beachwear look isn’t it? Guess which surf-loving actor we spotted over the weekend donning this bad boy of a wetsuit?

It’s Matthew I-get-my-chest-out-at-every-opportunity McConaughey; of course. But we’re sure you didn’t need any prompting on that one, it was pretty obvious.  Now there’s something difficult that we feel we have to vocalise right now, and we don’t want you to judge us for saying it. Matt’s not attractive anymore is he? It’s not that he’s fugly, just a bit ropey looking.

There we’ve said it, and there’s no going back now we’re just going to have to suffer the consequences.

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If you didn’t know it was the V Festival in Staffordshire and Essex this weekend. Lenny Kravitz, The Kooks, The Verve, Girls Aloud and many more acts performed at the two-day event. But, as usual, all eyes were on one young lady. So did she do well? Well did she?! Well, it was a very mixed performance apparently…

The troubled soul singer arrived late on stage at the event's first leg in Weston Park, Staffordshire on Saturday night. Festival goers described Amy’s stint at the gig as “wobbly” at best, and weren’t impressed by her late arrival, leading some revellers to boo the songstress loudly.

That said, her set at the festival's second site, at Hylands Park in Chelmsford, Essex, also started behind schedule but attracted cheers rather than jeers. Winehouse made a jittery start, but had the crowd singing along by the time she closed with her version of The Zutons' song Valerie. She appeared to change the words of her hit Rehab to refer to her husband Blake Fielder-Civil's incarceration.

The Grammy award-winning singer looked nervous, and her vocals were sometimes only partially audible, but the V crowd applauded loudly at the end of her curtailed set.

Why not tell us what you think, click here and here to have a gander at some of Amy’s choice performances from her set in Chelmsford yesterday.

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Pictures of Lindsay Lohan hanging out with Samantha Ronson are nothing new and this weekend just like every other, we spotted the gal pals enjoying a shopping trip in Los Angeles. No big deal right? Well there’s somebody out there that does think it’s a big deal, in fact ‘Every time she sees a picture of them together it kills her’….

Step up Courtenay Semal, daughter of Yahoo CEO Terry Semel. Courtenay had a whirlwind romance with Lilo before Samantha Ronson was even on the scene, but claims Lindsay’s fear of being caught out by the press finally drove them apart which is precisely why she struggles to understand how Lindsay is now so open about her relationship with Sam. Back when Courtenay and Lindsay were and item the Mean Girls actress:

‘Bedded a sting of men in a bid to suppress her lesbian urges…. Sank into addictions as the pressure of her double life grew’

But their secret affair wasn’t going to last and Courtenay soon tired on Lilo hopping from one mans bed to the next so she moved out and that’s when Sam moved in. Shocked? Nah us neither.

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Something’s come along and it’s burst her bubble uh-oh! Despite the fact Peaches was recently quoted as saying ‘I’m a 19-year-old adult I can do whatever I want’, following her Las Vegas wedding her father Bob insisted the attention seeking little brat fly to Spain immediately to face his wrath. Ah poor little Peachy poo not feeling so grown up and independent after all….

Rather interestingly Beaver decided to remove her wedding ring before boarding the plane to face daddykins and you can read into that what you will, but in all honesty we’re finding it hard to even pretend we care about this whole pathetic publicity stunt. Seriously, we don’t condone violence but if she was our daughter we’d struggle not to give her a slap around her ‘I’m loving all this attention’ face, we know it’s wrong but this is Peaches Geldof we’re talking about.

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The Beckham clan jetted back to London this weekend to make amends for missing Ted Beckham’s recent 60th birthday bash. David’s father was said to be ‘disappointed’ and ‘heartbroken’ when his son and daughter-in-law were noticeably absent claiming they were too busy with work only to be pictured attending Kate Beckinsale’s 35th birthday party in LA….

And to make matters worse Victoria then threw a huge 60th birthday bash for her mother at an exclusive London hotel as well flying her parents and sister to LA for a glitzy dinner hosted by Allure magazine. None of which went down particularly well with the Beckham clan and quite frankly we don’t blame them, so this weekend David and Victoria along with their three boys headed back to the UK to throw a surprise dinner party for Ted, lets hope it does the trick and it’s not a case of too little too late.

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